U.S. Gov’t Pencil Sharpener

Filed Under (Hilarious Funny Forwards, Political) by The King of Funny Forwards on 17-06-2009

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To help pay for the $700 billion,
stimulus package the treasury department is selling
these wonderful Christmas gifts.

Here’s the new “Spread the Wealth” pencil sharpener.
Every US taxpayer will be mailed one of these with
the new 2009 IRS tax forms. Watch your mail box!

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Political Spin Dr.

Filed Under (Political) by The King of Funny Forwards on 20-01-2009

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Judy Wallman, a professional genealogy researcher here in southern California , was doing some personal work on her own family tree. She discovered that Harry (senator (D) from Nevada ) Reid’s great-great uncle, Remus Reid, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. Both Judy and Harry Reid share this common ancestor.

Judy found a picture of Remus standing on the gallows with noose around his neck and on the back of the picture Judy obtained during her research is this inscription:

‘Remus Reid, horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889.’

So Judy recently e-mailed Senator Harry Reid for information about their mutual great-great uncle.

Believe it or not, Harry Reid’s staff sent back the following biographical sketch for her genealogy research:

‘Remus Reid was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory . His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad. Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to government service, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed.’

That’s real POLITICAL SPIN! THAT is how it’s done folks! .

8 Amazing Holes

Filed Under (Amazing, Hilarious Funny Forwards, Political) by The King of Funny Forwards on 18-12-2008

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8 Amazing Holes!

These holes are not only amazing, but some of them are really terrifying – especially #8! The sheer scale of these holes reminds you of just how tiny you are.

1. Kimberley Big Hole – South Africa

Apparently the largest ever hand-dug excavation in the world, this 1097 meter deep mine yielded over 3 tons of diamonds before being closed in 1914.

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Celebrity Look-a-like contest

Filed Under (Hilarious Funny Forwards, Political) by The King of Funny Forwards on 17-12-2008

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Criminals for Stronger Gun Control

Filed Under (Hilarious Funny Forwards, Political) by The King of Funny Forwards on 17-12-2008

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We ain’t rich yet

Filed Under (Hilarious Funny Forwards, Political) by The King of Funny Forwards on 17-12-2008

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Pay it forward – Save the economy

Filed Under (Hilarious Funny Forwards, Political) by The King of Funny Forwards on 15-12-2008

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Government Employees

Filed Under (Hilarious Funny Forwards, Political) by The King of Funny Forwards on 15-12-2008

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Liquidity

Filed Under (Hilarious Funny Forwards, Political) by The King of Funny Forwards on 15-12-2008

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Little Johnny

Filed Under (Hilarious Funny Forwards, Political) by The King of Funny Forwards on 12-12-2008

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LITTLE JOHNNY:

A teacher in Elmira, New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny. The teacher asked little Johnny why he has decided to be different…again. Little Johnny said, “Because I’m not an Obama fan.” The teacher asked, “Why aren’t you an Obama fan?” Johnny said, “Because I’m a Republican.” The teacher asked him why he’s a Republican. Little Johnny answered, “Well, my Mom’s a Republican and my Dad’s a Republican, so I’m a Republican.” Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, “If your Mom was a moron and your Dad was an idiot, what would that make you?”

With a big smile, little Johnny replied, “That would make me an Obama fan!