The Ultimate Post-It Note Office Prank
This definitely raises the bar!!!
Somewhere there’s a VERY unhappy office manager with nothing
left in the annual ‘supplies’ budget .
How would you like to walk to your car and find this????
This beats the Toilet Papering!!!
FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:
NUMBER 5: They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.
NUMBER 4: ‘This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time-management course you sent me to.
NUMBER 3: ‘Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got here just in time!
NUMBER 2: Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?
Number 1 And MY all time Favorite: best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk: (Raising your head slowly) ‘… Amen.
This is the level of dedication we expect from all staff members!
Thank you,
The Management
Habit No. 1: You make a daily call to your partner to “check in,” which can last anywhere from 15 to 45 minutes and, depending on how you two are getting along these days, can result in either a nasty fight or the sweet murmurings of baby talk.
Habit No. 2: You just can’t seem to make it to those early morning meetings on time. If only the wait at the Starbucks next door weren’t so slow, you’d never have to ask your co-workers what you missed.
How to Poop at Work 2
We’ve all been there but don’t like to admit it.
We’ve all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below.
As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable.
For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work.
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