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	<title>The King of Forwards &#187; math forwards</title>
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		<title>Chocolate Math</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 05:20:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH Don&#8217;t tell me your age; you&#8217;d probably lie anyway-but the Hershey Man will know! This is pretty neat. DON&#8217;T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute . Work this out as you read . Be sure you don&#8217;t read the bottom until you&#8217;ve worked it out! [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;">YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.kingofforwards.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/image001-1.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3312" title="image001-1" src="http://www.kingofforwards.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/image001-1.jpg" alt="image001-1" width="330" height="330" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Don&#8217;t tell me your age; you&#8217;d probably lie anyway-but the Hershey Man will know!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">This is pretty neat.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">DON&#8217;T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!<br />
It takes less than a minute .<br />
Work this out as you read .<br />
Be sure you don&#8217;t read the bottom until you&#8217;ve worked it out!<br />
This is not one of those waste of time things, it&#8217;s fun.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">3. Add 5</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">4. Multiply it by 50 &#8212; I&#8217;ll wait while you get the calculator</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.kingofforwards.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/image0071.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3313" title="image007" src="http://www.kingofforwards.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/image0071.jpg" alt="image007" width="293" height="374" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759 ..<br />
If you haven&#8217;t, add 1758.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">6.. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">You should have a three digit number</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">The first digit of this was your original number<br />
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">The next two numbers are</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.</p>
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