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		<title>Greatest hug of all times &#8211; read the story first</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Feb 2011 09:32:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Read This before viewing Video The lady  in the video found this lion when it was injured in forrest and nearly dead. She took the lion with and nursed it back to full health over a 2 year period. Once the lion was healthy she made arrangements for it to be taken to a large [...]]]></description>
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<p>The lady  in the video found this lion when it was injured in forrest and nearly dead. She took the lion with and nursed it back to full health over a 2 year period. Once the lion was healthy she made arrangements for it to be taken to a large zoo where it would be better cared for, watch the reaction of the lion after it realises this is the woman that saved its life that it hasnt seen for over 2 years , Unbelievable.</p>
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		<title>Returning your hire boat to avoid further charges</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Jan 2011 10:59:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>You Can&#8217;t Fix Stupid</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Nov 2010 16:51:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The King of Funny Forwards</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Click on each picture to see the stupid.]]></description>
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<h2>Click on each picture to see the stupid.</h2>

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		<title>The evolution of math</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 16:28:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The King of Funny Forwards</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Teaching Math In 1950s A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit? 2. Teaching Math In 1960s A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his [...]]]></description>
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<p><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>1. Teaching Math In 1950s</strong></span></p>
<p><strong>A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?</strong></p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>2. Teaching Math In 1960s</strong></span></p>
<p><strong>A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?</strong></p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>3. Teaching Math In 1970s</strong></span></p>
<p><strong>A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit?</strong></p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>4. Teaching Math In 1980s</strong></span></p>
<p><strong>A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.</strong></p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>5. Teaching Math In 1990s</strong></span></p>
<p><strong>A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers, and if you feel like crying, it&#8217;s ok.)</strong></p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>6. Teaching Math In 2009</strong></span></p>
<p><strong>Un hachero vende una carretada de maderapara $100. El costo de la producciones es $80. Cuanto dinero ha hecho?</strong></p>
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		<title>What Exactly is Inside a Can of Whoop-ass???</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 20:19:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Organization of the workplace</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 23:01:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The King of Funny Forwards</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When top level guys look down, they see only crap; When bottom level guys look up, they see only a-holes&#8230;]]></description>
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<strong>When                                  bottom level guys look up, they see only a-holes&#8230;</strong></strong></p>
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		<title>Video &#8211; Walking Fridge</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 17:07:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Video &#8211; First Tech Support Guy</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:53:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Sorry, Bill, I&#8217;d rather kiss my new boss!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 05:57:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Limited Edition Utah Barbies</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 18:25:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mattel recently announced the release of limited-edition Barbie Dolls for the Utah market: &#8216; Park City Barbie&#8217; She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a million dollar home. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Mattel recently announced the release of limited-edition Barbie Dolls for the Utah market:<br />
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<span style="color: #ff0000;">&#8216; Park City Barbie&#8217;</span><br />
She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a million dollar home. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.</strong></p>
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<span style="color: #ff0000;">&#8216;Plain City Barbie&#8217;</span><br />
The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Wind star Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.<br />
<img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1595" title="image0032" src="http://www.kingofforwards.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/image0032.jpg" alt="image0032" width="364" height="364" /></strong> <strong><br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">&#8216;Ogden Barbie&#8217;</span><br />
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills) unless you are a cop, then we don&#8217;t know what you are talking about.<br />
<img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1596" title="image0043" src="http://www.kingofforwards.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/image0043.jpg" alt="image0043" width="321" height="321" /></strong> <strong><br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">&#8216;Bountiful Foot Hills Barbie&#8217;</span><br />
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won&#8217;t be able to afford any of them.<br />
<img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1597" title="image0053" src="http://www.kingofforwards.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/image0053.jpg" alt="image0053" width="434" height="339" /></strong> <strong><br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">&#8216;Vernal  Barbie&#8217;</span><br />
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken&#8217;s butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.<br />
<img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1598" title="image0063" src="http://www.kingofforwards.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/image0063.jpg" alt="image0063" width="361" height="361" /></strong> <strong><br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">&#8216; St. George Barbie&#8217;</span><br />
This collagen injected, rhino plastic Barbie wears a leopard print outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends. Percocet prescription available as well as newly built high rise condo.<br />
<img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1599" title="image0073" src="http://www.kingofforwards.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/image0073.jpg" alt="image0073" width="365" height="365" /></strong> <strong><br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">&#8216;Brigham City Barbie&#8217;</span><br />
This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of Tremonton Barbie&#8217;s house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter-top. Also available with a mobile home.<br />
<img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1600" title="image0082" src="http://www.kingofforwards.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/image0082.jpg" alt="image0082" width="352" height="352" /></strong> <strong><br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">&#8216; Logan Barbie&#8217;</span><br />
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow . She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Boise East End Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.<br />
<img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1601" title="image0092" src="http://www.kingofforwards.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/image0092.jpg" alt="image0092" width="332" height="332" /></strong> <strong><br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">&#8216;Tremonton Barbie&#8217;</span><br />
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and 2 infant dolls. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. White boy Gangsta Ken and his 1979 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.<br />
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<span style="color: #ff0000;">&#8216; Provo / BYU Barbie&#8217;</span><br />
She&#8217;s perfect in every way, mainly due to the high levels of antidepressants, and oxyÊ¼s in her system. We don&#8217;t know where Ken is because he&#8217;s always at church meetings.</strong></p>
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