Sorry, Bill, I’d rather kiss my new boss!

Mattel recently announced the release of limited-edition Barbie Dolls for the Utah market:

‘ Park City Barbie’
She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a million dollar home. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.

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Language Warning!

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS:
>>> 40-ish…………………………..49.
>>> Adventurous………………….Slept with everyone.
>>> Athletic…………………………No breasts.
>>> Average looking……………..Moooo.
>>> Beautiful………………………..Pathological liar.
>>> Emotionally Secure………….On medication.
>>> Feminist…………………………Fat.
>>> Free spirit………………………Junkie.
>>> Friendship first………………..Former slut.
>>> New-Age………………………Body hair in the wrong places.
>>> Old-fashioned…………………No oral sex
>>> Open-minded………………….Desperate.
>>> Outgoing………………………..Loud and Embarrassing.
>>> Professional……………………Bitch.
>>> Voluptuous…………………….Very Fat.
>>> Large frame……………………Hugely Fat.
>>> Wants Soul mate……………..Stalker.
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The Ultimate Post-It Note Office Prank

This definitely raises the bar!!!

Somewhere there’s a VERY unhappy office manager with nothing

left in the annual ’supplies’ budget .

How would you like to walk to your car and find this????

This beats the Toilet Papering!!!

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