To help pay for the $700 billion,
stimulus package the treasury department is selling
these wonderful Christmas gifts.
Here’s the new “Spread the Wealth” pencil sharpener.
Every US taxpayer will be mailed one of these with
the new 2009 IRS tax forms. Watch your mail box!
Once upon a time a man appeared in a village and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.
The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the
forest and started catching them..
The man bought thousands at $10 and, as supply started to diminish, the
villagers stopped their effort. He next announced that he would now buy
monkeys at $20 each. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they
started catching monkeys again.
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A Japanese company (Toyota) and an American company (Ford Motors) decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River . Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race.
On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile.
8 Amazing Holes!
These holes are not only amazing, but some of them are really terrifying – especially #8! The sheer scale of these holes reminds you of just how tiny you are.
1. Kimberley Big Hole – South Africa
Apparently the largest ever hand-dug excavation in the world, this 1097 meter deep mine yielded over 3 tons of diamonds before being closed in 1914.
Greener Grass…
It’s important in life to reach out, to strive for greater achievements, to go for that greener grass on the other side of the fence.
But one must also be careful
Sometimes you can reach too far !
But when you find yourself over-extended and you’re stuck in a situation that you can’t get out of,
there is one thing you should always remember…….
Your government……
