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Can you figure out why?

This ones for Ryan and his morning Mountain Dew

So this is how they do it… one of life’s great mysteries solved.

1. Should I get a dog….?

OR…

2. Should I have children?

From The London Times:

Outside England ‘s Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot
for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, its
parking fees were managed by a very pleasant
attendant. The fees were £1 for cars ($1.40),
£5 for busses (about $7).

Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing
a day of work, he just didn’t show up; so the Zoo
Management called the City Council and asked it
to send them another parking agent.

The Council did some research and replied that the
parking lot was the Zoo’s own responsibility.
The Zoo advised the Council that the attendant was
a City employee.
The City Council responded that the lot attendant
had never been on the City payroll.

Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain
(or some such scenario), is a man who’d apparently had a
ticket machine installed completely on his own; and then
had simply begun to show up every day, commencing
to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about
$560 per day — for 25 years.
Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over
$7 million dollars!

…..

And no one even knows his name.

This is an actual picture of the model USS Enterprise used in the new Star Trek movie. Technology has come a long way since the first Star Trek movies.

This is such a tragedy to see what they have done to our country’s wildlife!

The photo below captures a disturbing trend that is beginning to
affect US wildlife . . .

Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs
of wanting government bailouts … as they have apparently
learned to just sit and wait for the government to step in and provide for their care and sustenance.
This photo is of a Democrat black bear in Montana nicknamed . .
Bearack Obearma.

I saw this on a blog I frequent and couldn’t pass it up.