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Once again, I was disqualified from my neighborhoods Best Decorated House contest, for what they said was my bad attitude!

IF YOU SEE A FAT MAN …

Who’s jolly and cute,

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LAWYERS’ SEASONAL GREETING TO YOU!!
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> From us (“the wishor”) to you (“hereinafter called the wishee”),
> please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes
> for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically
> correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the
> winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable
> traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular
> practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
> persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to
> practice religious or secular traditions at all… and a financially
> successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated
> recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008
> , but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures
> or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical
> ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or dietary
> preference of the wishee.
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