Seattle Seahawks

Filed Under (Sports) by The King of Funny Forwards on 01-28-2009

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The Washington Highway Patrol is cracking down on speeders
heading towards the city of Seattle.

For the first offense, they give you two Seattle Seahawks
tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV
watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Seattle Seahawks.

Q. How do you keep a Seattle Seahawk out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

Q. What do you call a Seattle Seahawk with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.

Q. What’s the difference between the Seattle Seahawks and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Seahawks does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!

Q. What do the Seahawks and a possum have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

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