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Can you figure out why?

When top level guys look down, they see only crap;
When bottom level guys look up, they see only a-holes…

Sorry to not have posted for a number of months. It’s been a hectic year so far. I’m looking forward to start posting again and I appreciate you sticking around and remember to keep sending me those forwards.

Sincerely, The King of Forwards.

Can someone bring the driver a shot of “Jack” and a pair of clean shorts – or two or three?
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Guess what was found just south of Jacksonville ..

Near the St. Augustine outlet, in a new KB homes subdivision.

15 foot Eastern Diamondback rattlesnake. Largest ever caught on record.

After seeing this, I did a little research, and learned the following:

One bite from a snake this large contains enough venom to kill over 40 full grown men.

The head alone is larger than the hand of a normal sized man.

This snake was probably alive when George H. W. Bush was President.

A bite from those fangs would equal being penetrated by two 1/4 inch screwdrivers.

A snake this size could easily swallow a 2 year-old child.

A snake this size has an approximately 5 and 1/2 foot accurate striking distance. (The distance for an average size Rattlesnake is about 2 feet)

Judging by the size of the snake, it is estimated to weigh over 170 pounds. How much do you weigh?