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		<title>How to clean a gun using your wife</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Dec 2011 05:33:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As usual someone doing something that they weren&#8217;t supposed to be doing – Hilarious Video on husband pranking his wife.]]></description>
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		<title>How to make a Chihuahua Disappear in one bite</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Dec 2011 05:10:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We have seen many animal movies but this takes the bite, watch how a Chihuahua takes on an English mastiff. Its playtime]]></description>
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		<title>Death of a tank by Phosphorous &#8211; watch the tank literally disappear</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Dec 2011 04:35:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ray</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is one of many reasons that there is still an Israel. Read the text first and then watch the video, it takes less than a minute and it is amazing Death by Phosphorous This is one of the reasons Arabs are scared to death of the Israeli&#8217;s. What you are about to watch is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is one of many reasons that there is still an Israel.</p>
<p>Read the text first and then watch the video, it takes less than a minute and it is amazing Death by Phosphorous</p>
<p>This is one of the reasons Arabs are scared to death of the Israeli&#8217;s. What you are about to watch is an actual event. The Israeli Armed Forces filmed this in real time. What you&#8217;ll see is a fully armoured Syrian tank being hit by an Israeli laser-guided, steel-penetrating, phosphorous-filled &quot;hand held&quot; rocket. The rocket is small, very portable and is a tightly controlled weapon. Each one is accounted for when they are checked out and back in. There must be no fewer than 2 soldiers present to verify the use, one must be a senior officer with a minimum of 10 years military service. (the name and program is classified)</p>
<p>This tank was headed for one of Israel&#8217;s settlements.</p>
<p>There were four more tanks one mile to the rear of this tank. They turned around before getting to this area after learning what had happened to the lead tank.</p>
<p>You can hear the ammunition going off after the initial</p>
<p>strike. No Syrian tank crew member survived this event (pretty obvious) and it did not make the news.</p>
<p>It is an everyday event for Israel’s Armed Forces and they do not permit the &quot;embedding&quot; of news reporters with their armed forces like we Americans do. This weapon and its tactical use is for their survival, not for &quot;news&quot; entertainment.</p>
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		<title>How to sing the National Anthem</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Apr 2011 01:08:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ray</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You like good music, right?   Listen to these children harmonize. &#160; Now this is super bowl material!!! READ BEFORE LISTENING PLEASE! This was at a Texas Tech Basketball game.  The National Anthem is sung by five young ladies (ages 6-8). &#160; An entire arena remains completely silent throughout the song.  You could hear a pin [...]]]></description>
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<p>Now this is super bowl material!!!<br />
READ BEFORE LISTENING PLEASE!<br />
This was at a Texas Tech Basketball game.  The National Anthem is sung by five young ladies (ages 6-8).</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>An entire arena remains completely silent throughout the song.  You could hear a pin drop. Take a moment to listen to this.</p>
<p>The two young ladies on the right are 6 years old.  The two in the middle are 7 and the one on the left is 8.</p>
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		<title>One in every family</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Apr 2011 00:55:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Then there were Guns</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Apr 2011 00:22:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ray</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How to develop Guns It was developed by General Electric, the &#8220;We bring good things to life&#8221; people. It&#8217;s one ofthe modern-day Gatling guns. It shoots very big bullets. It shoots them very quickly. Someone said, &#8220;Let&#8217;s put it in an airplane.&#8221; Someone else said, &#8220;Better still, let&#8217;s build an airplane around it.&#8221; So they [...]]]></description>
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It was developed by General Electric, the &#8220;We bring good things to life&#8221; people.  It&#8217;s one ofthe modern-day Gatling guns. It shoots very big bullets. It shoots them very quickly.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Someone said, &#8220;Let&#8217;s put it in an airplane.&#8221;<br />
Someone else said, &#8220;Better still, let&#8217;s build an airplane around it.&#8221;<br />
<img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4488" style="border: 1px solid black;" title="Gattling Gunn" src="http://www.kingofforwards.com/wp-content/uploads/Gattling-Gunn.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="300" /></p>
<p>So they did , and they were the Fairchild – Republic Airplane people , they had done such a good job with an airplane they developed back in WWII – called the P-47 Thunderbolt, the decided to call this new plane the A10 Thunderbolt , they made so it was very good at flying low and slow and shooting things with that fabulous gun , but since it did fly low and slow they made it bulletproof  , the enemy could actually shoot at it with from a pistol to a 23mm soviet cannon, and it just keeps on flying and shooting</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4492" style="border: 1px solid black;" title="gattling airgun" src="http://www.kingofforwards.com/wp-content/uploads/gattling-airgun1.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="350" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">When they got through developing it, it look like this</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4494" title="fighter gun" src="http://www.kingofforwards.com/wp-content/uploads/fighter-gun.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="350" /></p>
<p>Its not sleek and sexy like an F18 or the stealthy Raptors and such , but I think its such a great airplane because it does what it does better than any other plane in the world – it kills tanks</p>
<p>Not only tanks , as Sadam Hussein’s boys found out to their horrow , but armored personell carriers , radar stations , locomotives , bunkers , fuel depots.. just about anything the bad guys thought was bulletproof  turned out to be easy pickings for this beast</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4495" title="raptor gun" src="http://www.kingofforwards.com/wp-content/uploads/raptor-gun1.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="350" /></p>
<p>See those engines , one of them alone will fly this puppy , the pilot sits in a very thick titanium allow “ bathtub” – that’s typical of the design</p>
<p>They were smart enough to make every part the same whether it was mounted on the left or right side of the plane , including landing gear. Because the engines are mounted so high (away from ground debris) and the landing gear uses such low pressure tires, it can easily operate from a damaged airport , interstate highway or plowed field.</p>
<p>Everything is redundant , they have 2 of almost everything , sometimes they 3 of particular items , for instance flight controls and even a double hydraulic system , there is also a set of manual flight controls</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4496" title="damaged plane" src="http://www.kingofforwards.com/wp-content/uploads/damaged-plane.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="350" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Captain Kim Campbell sustained this damage over Baghdad and flew for another hour before returning to base , but back to the guns – Its so hard to grasp just how powerful it is<strong></p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4497" title="Shell Cartridge" src="http://www.kingofforwards.com/wp-content/uploads/Shell-Cartridge.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="350" /></strong></p>
<p>This is the closest comparison that shows you just what this cartridge is all about , the guy is holding a .50 Browning machine gun round and the 20mm cannon round which has been around for a long time – see how big the 30mm</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4498" style="border: 1px solid black;" title="shell comparison" src="http://www.kingofforwards.com/wp-content/uploads/shell-comparison.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="350" /></p>
<p>Down at the bottom are the .50 BMG and 20&#215;102 Vulcan the fellow was holding. At the bottom right is the bad boywe&#8217;re discussing. Let&#8217;s get some perspective here: The .223 Rem (M16 rifle round) is fast. It shoots a 55 or so grain bullet at about 3300 feet/sec, give or take. It&#8217;s the fastest of all those rounds shown (except one).</p>
<p>When you move up to the &#8230;30 caliber rounds, the bullets jump up in weight to 160-200 grains.<br />
Speeds run from about 2600 to 3000 fps or so..</p>
<p>The .338 Lapua is the king of the sniper rifles these days and shoots a 350 grain bullet at 2800 fps or so. They kill bad guys at over a mile with that one.</p>
<p>The .50 BMG is really big. Mike Beasley has one on his desk. Everyone who picks it up thinks it&#8217;s some sortof fake, unless they know big ammo. It&#8217;s reallyhuge with a bullet that weighs 750 grains andgoes as fast the Lapua.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;thave data on the Vulcan, but hang on to your hat..The bullet for the 30&#215;173 Avenge has an aluminum jacket around a spent uraniumcore and weighs 6560 grains (yes, over 100 times as heavy as the M16 bullet, and flies throughthe air at 3500 fps(which is faster than the M16 as<br />
well).</p>
<p>The gun shoots at a rate of 4200 rounds per minute. Yes, four <em>thousand</em>.Pilots typically shoot either one- or two-second burst which set loose 70 to 150 rounds. Thesystem is optimized for shooting at 4,000 feet.</p>
<p>Now to get a really good comparison on how large the actual gun really is</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4499" title="Gattling Cannon" src="http://www.kingofforwards.com/wp-content/uploads/Gattling-Cannon.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="400" /></p>
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		<title>Clumsy Wedding Collections</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Mar 2011 06:50:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ray</dc:creator>
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		<title>Dont forget to high five everyone you meet</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Feb 2011 21:00:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ray</dc:creator>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Feb 2011 11:25:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The ultimate head shave &#8211; no more nicks</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Feb 2011 03:52:12 +0000</pubDate>
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