YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when… 1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. [...]
EFFECTIVE AUGUST 1, 2008 NEW OFFICE POLICY Dress Code: 1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. 2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. 3) If you dress poorly, [...]
The Ultimate Post-It Note Office Prank This definitely raises the bar!!! Somewhere there’s a VERY unhappy office manager with nothing left in the annual ‘supplies’ budget . How would you like to walk to your car and find this???? This beats the Toilet Papering!!!
For the last company picnic, management decided that due to liability issues, we could have alcohol, but only one (1) drink per person. I was fired for ordering the cups.
FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK: NUMBER 5: They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen. NUMBER 4: ‘This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time-management course you sent me to. NUMBER 3: ‘Whew! Guess I left the top off [...]
This is the level of dedication we expect from all staff members! Thank you, The Management
Pink Dots – this is wild! If your brain works normally this is neat. This is another example of an amazing illusion!!! The last sentence is so true.. If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating pink dot, the dots will remain only one color, pink. However if you stare at the black ‘+’ [...]
This is why it’s important to have good traction on your tires
Can someone bring the driver a shot of “Jack†and a pair of clean shorts – or two or three? More after the break
Guess what was found just south of Jacksonville .. Near the St. Augustine outlet, in a new KB homes subdivision. 15 foot Eastern Diamondback rattlesnake. Largest ever caught on record. After seeing this, I did a little research, and learned the following: One bite from a snake this large contains enough venom to kill over [...]
Stunning crop art has sprung up across rice fields in Japan, but this is no alien creation. The designs have been cleverly planted. Farmers creating the huge displays use no ink or dye. Instead, different color rice plants have been precisely and strategically arranged and grown in the paddy fields. As summer progresses and the [...]
